Is this the longest, slowest iPod ad ever?

Nope, just Leslie Feist getting her arty on with Broken Social Scene's Kevin Drew as director and oddball actor Cillian Murphy, who once again gets to play against the living dead (though zombie-Feist is not at all speedy like those scary monsters from '28 Days Later.'

But be warned, this experimental 15-minute short film, shot during a Toronto winter and now streaming on Pitchfork.tv, is as silent as it is languid until the titular song kicks in towards the end.

Watch "The Water" after the jump...